- starbucks cashier: how can i help you
- me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
afternoon: dying for a rest.
night: can’t sleep
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons